2023 MANIFESTO

“BORN HERE. WORN HERE”
It’s about time someone done it. Because we’re not the kind of people to sit around and wait. Everything is so fuckin’ serious right now. And we want to subvert a bit of that. Step aside and have a laugh. Also, while we’re at it, if you mention fun and fashion, you seem to end up with the tired tat on a market stall. And that’s shite too.
We’re here to give our wee community something better. Clothing that is actually funny, that represents and supports the Norn’ Irish comedy scene, and to give podcasters and independent entertainers access to easy, top-end, fuss-free apparel. We’re a lovely wee community of hallions.

And another thing…. We are doing things the way we want to do them, not because that’s how someone else told us to. There’s no big over-arching reason behind all this. We just want to put out the things we think are pure class. That we think are funny. That make us laugh. This is Norn’ Ireland, and we’ll do what we fucking want.
WE'RE BY THE CRAIC, FOR THE CRAIC.
Putting out apparel that nurtures the craic. Does that sound alright with you? It’s some craic hi.
Board meeting, Belfast, 2023
SIGNED:
- Colin Geddis
- Seamus Monaghan
- Conor Lamph