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Smoking Monkey Classic Black T-Shirt

Smoking Monkey Classic Black T-Shirt

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Paddy McDonnell (Paddy The Dagger)
Listen. There's a monkey in Belfast Zoo who smoked in it. Which is something to look at. You used to throw fegs in and the monkey smoked. But... No that's true(!) He doesn't buy 'em. He doesn't go, "Mucker. 20 Regal. Filter. Get the filter. Not the Kingsize. Don't get Kingsize, don't cuz, they taste different." But you used to throw fegs in and this c*nt used to smoke 'em, right? So... and that used to be the big attraction. No he.. No he lit it. He would light the feg. He would f*ckin' light it. Two sticks! Wee flint. There was a big sign that said "Do not throw Benson & Hedges in. Because he doesn't like 'em."

Our Smoking Monkey Classic unisex t-shirt has been printed using the latest digital printing technology for a soft handle finish and high quality colour definition.

  • 100% Combed Organic Cotton
  • Relaxed Fit
  • 170gsm
  • Single Jersey

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